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I know you have all seen Rocky IV.  It’s one of the finest films ever made, a cinematic masterpiece if you will, so why wouldn’t you have? Last week’s picks reminded me a lot of Rocky IV. Less than one Continue reading Week Five College/NFL Picks: BCole Looks to Avoid… Read more »

Source The Miami Hurricanes are strutting into midseason with confidence, but anyone who follows ACC football knows the real gauntlet hasn’t even started. The early wins are nice, sure, but the stretch that matters, the one that will define Miami’s Continue reading Miami Hurricanes’ Biggest Tests Still Ahead in 2025→ Read more »

Have you ever hosted a house-warming party where the guests turn foul? I mean, they’re invited.  Shit, you invited them.  But they correct you every turn, tell you what furniture should go where, and worse yet… it turns out they’re Continue reading Week Four College/NFL Picks: DRealEmcee Joins an Increasingly… Read more »

Perfection. When we think of perfection, we think of things like the Sistine Chapel, the first two Godfather movies, Nolan Ryan’s fastball or the first 37 fights of Mike Tyson’s career. We fruitlessly chase perfection, hoping just to be good Continue reading Week Three College/NFL Picks: Milhouse’s Extremely Level Playing… Read more »

My, how times have changed.  It didn’t take all that long either.  We fickle football fans change our minds on a whim, especially when given enough reasons.  And by reasons, I specifically mean… losses. Only last year, I wrote about Continue reading If you think things are bad now, Gator… Read more »

I turned on my stove the other day.  It didn’t heat up. I clicked on the ignition to my Hyundai.  It didn’t start. I tried to log on to my website to complain to you about all of this.  My Continue reading Week Two College/NFL picks: Digging out of the… Read more »

I love Foreigner.  Always have. Long before they released their standout love ballad “I Want to Know What Love Is,” the only number one hit of their career, I’d sing their greatest hits album through and through.  This was back Continue reading Foreigner Trolling Twitter to Play Swift-Kelce Wedding Officially… Read more »

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to Year Five of our weekly college/NFL pick ‘em, where we invite dedicated readers and dear friends to pick against yours truly and my counterpart, Mr. Kevin Paul, who runs that blog out in the Continue reading Week One Pick ‘em: Kicking off the season… Read more »

Source The Miami Hurricanes don’t just show up on Saturdays; they arrive with baggage, including decades of championships, legendary trash talk, and a fan base that expects fireworks. However, history doesn’t cash tickets. Bettors want to know what Miami looks Continue reading Miami Hurricanes vs. ACC Rivals: Betting Insights and… Read more »

Yes, I know.  The headline of this post, “Putting penises where they don’t belong,” could easily be the title of my highly inappropriate autobiography, however, I believe you’ll find the following two stories a little harder to swallow.  Perhaps you’ve Continue reading Putting penises where they don’t belong→ Read more »