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I’m not going to bore you with a slew of words and unnecessary golf prelim for this post, as there are about 150-200 pictures and videos for you to sift through at your leisure. Instead, I’ll be brief as I Continue reading Sights and sounds from Thursday’s Opening Round at… Read more »

There’s an old Vaudevillian Henny Youngman joke (“Take my Magic, please!”) that tells of a guy who goes to a doctor and complains “Hey, Doc.  It hurts when I do this,” wobbling his arm in a circular motion.  The doctor’s Continue reading How bad are your Orlando Magic?  Let me… Read more »

Picture Credit You might wonder which players the Jaguars will consider for their first-round pick in 2025 – and you’re not alone. With fans and experts buzzing, cornerbacks like Travis Hunter and Will Johnson often come up in conversation due Continue reading Potential First-Round Draft Picks for the Jaguars: Fan… Read more »

When granted the opportunity, one must take advantage and witness greatness. While one can effectively argue that we see greatness with every blink of an eye, sometimes one must travel, splurge and go out of one’s way to experience true, Continue reading Steph’s Magic and the road trip to 56→ Read more »

If you’re looking for baseball these days, and let’s be honest, why would you be, you may want to skip past the self-proclaimed Worldwide Leader.  After next season, the only baseball highlights you’ll be seeing on that network will be Continue reading ESPN tells MLB No Soup for You, Cuts… Read more »

I remember exactly where I was when I watched Saturday Night Live’s 40th Anniversary special. I was lying in a hospital bed, a stretch of partying Belushi and Farley-style had finally caught up with me.  That week-long stint under medical Continue reading Saturday Night Love→ Read more »

I don’t normally dabble in film reviews on this website.  While I love (and I mean LOVE) movies, I don’t generally understand the art of moviemaking and prefer to keep things from a fan’s perspective. I did, however, catch a Continue reading Becoming Led Zeppelin: A film review→ Read more »

Every one of us has that special Lions fan in their life.  I happen to have a few. With the wounds still open and bloodied, the season-ending loss to the Washington Commanders perplexing if not nausea-inducing, I asked dear friends Continue reading Detroit Lions fans sound off→ Read more »

Wild night at work, wild night in the NBA.  Just another day at the office. All NBA geeks remember where they were when blockbuster trades went down.  In the past, I’ve written about where I was when I heard Shaquille Continue reading Because one must write about trades: The Luka… Read more »

Poor Jonathan Isaac. And by poor, I don’t mean in the literal sense of the word. Jonathan Isaac is a God-fearing young man who makes $25 million a year playing for the Orlando Magic. I mean poor in the proverbial Continue reading The night we saw the greatest basketball player… Read more »