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  • Sewage Water Research Centre scientist bangs the clean water drum
    SWINDON, UK – Andrew Drinkwater, Principal Engineer of sewerage, pollution, and flooding at The Water Research Centre in Swindon, may not have become the rock drummer he once dreamed of, but he’s certainly making waves in the sexy world of water management. In an exclusive interview with the SUFFOLK GAZETTE,… Read more »
  • Lesbo-porn addict Jeremy Clarkson rejects ‘homophobe’ slur
    TV LAND, ENGLAND – Jeremy Clarkson, famed presenter of The Grand Tour, has found himself embroiled in a storm of accusations after remarks made on the show sparked allegations of homophobia. By Entertainment Editor: Arthur Pint Singer-songwriter Will Young, not one to mince his words, took aim at Clarkson and… Read more »
  • Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow pothole bikini – Holiday Resort
    CAMPSEA ASHE, UK –  The Suffolk countryside has revealed a secret Lilliputian holiday resort nestled snugly inside a modest 12-inch pothole. By Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred Local villager, Mrs. Lorainne Fisher, made the incredible discovery as she pedalled her way through the idyllic village of Campsea Ashe on a routine… Read more »
  • Blinded by the light! Suffolk Police car turn rainbow warrior
    BURY ST EDMUNDS, SUFFOLK – In a move that has sparked fierce criticism. Suffolk police have ignited controversy by opting to decorate one of its cars in rainbow colours to demonstrate support for …wait for it …colour blind people! By Crime Editor: Rob Banks Suffolk Police’s decision to adorn a… Read more »
  • Horsepower of Ed Sheeran: Singer’s Music Sends Cavalry Horses Galloping in Panic!
    CENTRAL LONDON  A morning exercise for seven Household Cavalry horses turned into a chaotic rampage through central London streets. Leaving a trail of injuries and damaged property. What triggered this unexpected frenzy? An Ed Sheeran song blaring from a nearby building site, according to eyewitness reports. By Defence Editor: Doug… Read more »
  • ‘Cheeky’ sausage dog rips off midget friend’s face
    Lorraine Fisher, a single mum from Ipswich, experienced a horrifying ordeal when she was viciously attacked by her friend’s pet sausage dog. Resulting in a devastating injury that has left her physically and emotionally scarred. By Crime Editor: Rob Banks Lorraine Fisher, who stands at just 3 feet 2 inches… Read more »
  • Nike’s jersey design blunder blamed for England’s Football Flop
    WEMBLEY STADIUM, LONDON – England’s national football team faced embarrassment on the field after Nike’s new jersey strip design. By Our Football Staff The controversial new jersey featured a modified version of the iconic cross of St. George. With various shades of blue, purple, and red, stitched onto the back… Read more »
  • The Modern Parent’s Guide to Quitting Smoking – Tips and Tricks for a Busy Lifestyle
    Becoming a smoke-free parent in today’s fast-paced world can feel like juggling flaming torches while balancing on a unicycle. We get it; life doesn’t pause to give us a break, especially when you’re trying to kick a habit that’s been a constant companion through stress and relaxation alike. But fear… Read more »
  • 5 Ways You Can Steadily Build Your Social Media Followers
    Building a steady stream of social media followers takes time and effort. You know it’s important to grow your audience and reach more people, but it can seem overwhelming trying to build up those follower counts. The good news is that with some smart strategies and consistency, you can organically… Read more »
  • Willy Wanker disappoints in latest immersive experience fail
    IPSWICH, SUFFOLK – Willy Wanker – The company behind the disastrous Willy’s Chocolate Experience in Glasgow has now brought their unique brand of “immersive” entertainment to the streets of Ipswich. Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred Promising an adult adventure into the realms of sensuality and eroticism. The ‘Adult Pleasure Zone’ has… Read more »

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